Take a R120 000 road bike used by the British cycling team. Give it to trickster cyclist and all round balancing God Martyn Ashton. And get Robin Kitchin to film all of it. You get this most amazing video of Martin and his carbon road bike, the Pinarello Dogma 2. This bike won the 2012 Tour de France and is clearly capable of a lot more action than just some tarred surfaces. You also get to see a lot of the UK, which looks pretty sweet when there is no rain.